Keisok's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You're life is over]

This was pretty decent PSA on how to be hygienic. A bit dark, and a bit random, but it'd function fairly well as one.

[A Premonition]

He also put it in the wrong section too. This should go in the audio portal since that's what the point of a cover is.

WilsonMcLeish responds:

You guys are so smart. If you have no interest in Chrono Trigger than you have no business commenting on my work. It is a niche project for die hard Chrono Trigger fans. I don't expect everyone to care or to be impressed, if you don't like it then just move on. It is a video and that's why i put it in the video section, I plan on submitting the audio by itself to the audion portal. In addition, I plan on submitting a video for every song from the game with in-game videos to accompany. Thanks for your highly educated comment though.

[SQS Theme]

That doesn't explain why you used a camcorder to record this. Seriously, there are things called screen recorders. Some of them happen to be free too, so there's no excuse for this. If you can't just save the file as an .swf or whatever video you need, you can use shit like Hypercam or Camstudio. No need to revive the age old tradition of "recording my screen like an inwit".

[Part of the animation]

Well this isn't obviously stolen from the LARRY series. Not at all.

[Terrorist's kindergarden]

The thing that most of you are missing is the fact that this flash is bad not for the message (so you can get off your soapbox), but because this looks and sounds like something I could pump out in a week.

The visuals look like it was done in MSPaint, but with minimal effort, the one voice sounded like a first take, and there was barely any animation. These are what makes this movie terrible, not whatever slights you are perceiving. Besides, why would you take a bad joke this fucking seriously?

[Skype call Adventures]

I just have to give the question: If you think it's bad, why on earth would you upload it anyway? Wouldn't you want to make the best project you can? I'm just asking.

LunaEquinox responds:

well as it was my very first I didn't want to set the bar too high and scare myself off of it. Also I saw alot of animation around with way less effort put in so I thought screw it ill upload it.

[Dark Sonic RAW]

Keep going, your childish tantrums and the fact that you blocked me in the depressing effort to try and get in the last word is making me laugh harder.

JamalF11X responds:

You see, being bitchy about every detail in the video clearly demonstrates that your mentality is lower than that of a child. Keep laughing at your stupidity., Now go fuck yourself.

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[Lost Dogma ep1]

Check the roster again bro. He was just a contributor not the author. You can tell since he's at the bottom; that means he wasn't the main mind behind this.

But I guess you wouldn't know that, since you're too busy foaming at the mouth in rage to notice that.

[Chris Thorndyke dies!]

"And who gives you the right to judge a series before it hasn't even started?"

You, because you uploaded this to the public. Once you did that, you left yourself open to criticism. It's not SonicSteel's fault that you have thin skin and an attitude problem.

"How do you know I didn't make this 1st before adding it into my movie?"

Because you uploaded the finished product first? Even if you did make this clip first, that means shit all since you uploaded the movie first. Stop trying to redirect the conversation; it's painfully obvious when you do that.

"Quad core with 2Gb memory is weak."

Oh, that's only capable of running most forms of current video games on the PC. It should be more than enough to run flash. But you wouldn't know that, you technically ignorant savage.

"And my flash is made perfectly and runs smoothly on all my laptops."

Cool, that means you're one person out of how many people that don't have this problem? Not that this will stop you from using this bullshit excuse as a crutch until the end of time. By the way, your excuse is still BS since Flash was designed to be space saving and resource efficient. You know, qualities that would allow bad computers to access them? Not that you would know that.

"You're gunna just have to accept the fact that your computer sucks, and realize that people who complain that the animation lagged are the ones with shitty computers."

Which is of course why a lot of the reviews you got on the previous one mention this issue. Not that you care, since you're never wrong in your mind and you'll either attack the reviewer or make up how everyone lurvs your flashes to validate this wrong headed viewpoint.

"Shut up and get a life little online pussy. No one cares about your opinions."

Hence why I think his review is helpful and note that he brings up excellent points. Got any other insults, or do you lack the mental fortitude to change things up?

JamalF11X responds:

I don't care to change things up, if the flash file runs fine on most computers and doesn't lag, then there's no need for a reupload. You are the minority of people in this world with shitty computers.
Running flash online is different that running it on your hard drive. You fail to realize that running flash online is slower than running it on your hard drive. But of course, You wouldn't know that, and its not me being an ignorant savage, you're just too fucking retarded to understand. If 2GB RAM is fine for Flash, then you're just being a dumb ass and letting useless bullshit programs run in the background of your computer allowing them to slow down your performance. I am aware that there are ways to allow flash to run smoothly on terrible computers like yours, I just decided not to do that because it requires more work and because most people in this world have functional fast working computers. Everyone has amazing computers these days, as I've mentioned many times, and if you're the minority that doesn't, then that's tough for you.Cry, You're going to have to deal with it.
Just because I uploaded Sonic-A New enemy before I uploaded Chris dies, doesn't necessarily mean that I created it first. Your argument is invalid. How do you know I didn't make the scene of Chris getting killed before making the movie and deciding to put it in? You're the one redirecting the conversation. You're thinking crooked about it. Why can't you act like a normal fucking human being and give fair ratings like the other happy reviewers below who gave 3-4 stars? Because you're a little unsatisfied complaining bitch. That's why. Your brain and your mentality is fabricated to be side fucked into thinking in a crooked direction. You belong to the online insulting faggot groups that just want to piss people off. This clearly demonstrates on how a bullshit person you are. And I would never take criticism from an insulting piece of shit person and an ignorant fucknugget like you. You're just another person that is hard to please, and I don't care about your feelings, so Go fuck yourself

[Sonic - A New Enemy]

This is you in a nutshell: "Everyone else is wrong and I'm right." Seriously, when a clear majority of people have the same technical issues with your product, you fucked up; its not the other way around.

Oh, btw, before you go off and say my computer is shit, you'd be wrong as hell, since not only do I have a powerful quad-core processor (along with other such tech to back it up), but I also have a 60 Mbps connection. I have fiberoptics motherfucker, and your flash still lagged on my end. So clearly it's not a tech issue like you say, it's you being a jackass and not knowing how to export something functional. On top of that, you imply that you never checked the online version of your shoddy production. You just assume that since it works fine on your harddrive, then it's always fine.

I'd provide more examples on why you're wrong, but I know what would happen; you would get defensive and say that you're always right. Now I'm just going to sit back and watch as you call me a pussy or something stupid like that just because I didn't kiss your ass.

JamalF11X responds:

Actually the majority of people don't have a problem with this animation. The only ones complaining are indeed very few and you happen to be a part of that unsatisfied pussy minority.

I am aware that it lags a bit when it was uploaded on the website, that is why I said that the actual swf file runs perfectly fine on my laptop.I did verify my flash when it uploaded online you ignorant fucknugget and it was functional. However, on the other laptop I have, it didn't lag at all online because it has a very powerful processor with a high RAM. This fact concludes that you're wrong and that your computer is a pile of shit and your flash submission is a pile of shit as well. So how about this, go fuck yourself and bother someone else since I wouldn't give two shits about your useless, crooked and ignorant skull and of what you and others think of my flash. You on the other hand are just trying to stick up for your pussy friend because his points are full of shit and because you're a little bitch. Go smell a donkey's ass.

Go fuck yourself, CRAPFLASHCREW

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