Keisok's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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This should be called "Stare at my FACE" instead of whatever this actually is called. This is not how you review, that is not the technology you use to make said review, and that is not the method you use to get your point across.

Reviews can be done in several ways, but they generally do cover what was good and what was bad with the subject material at hand. You failed this crucial task. At no point throughout your rambling, addled statements did anything resembling a point get made. When you fail to convey the ideas of the review itself, then you goddamn failed your review.

Second, let's talk tech. I'm not the type of asshole that insists you spend thousands or even hundreds of dollars on equipment; unless you're seriously going into business, there's no point. However, there's a fine line between adequate and atrocity. Guess which part of the spectrum you fall under. For fuck's sake, if you're going to do a video review, then get something better than an eye toy to record your footage. Seriously, this makes 8mm film from the sixties look good.

Third, a review mostly works by being informative and entertaining, and unfortunately you suck huge balls at both of them. I should not feel like I'm suffering an embolism while watching five minutes of footage. I should not have to sit there, watching your fat face, as you stare mindlessly into a light for like three minutes and then drunkenly explain nothing for the last two. If I want that, I'd go to a bar and chat with a frat boy.

In conclusion, you fail everything. I can't really say any more than that.

[Astralojia Introduction]

I guarantee that you can make a feature length film for far less. How do I know? Because I know of several movies that have been made for less than a million dollars, some of them even animated. Kindly stop trying to pin your own inadequacies on the lack of budget.

[Generic Anime Episode #1]

This video is bad, but I know the reason why it's bad, and it sure as hell ain't Psychopath's fault.

[Rockman: Logical Mode]

How logical.

It's funny how much of this would actually happen if Megaman/Rockman actually thought for a second or two. I especially liked how he defeated his clone in this.

You should do Megaman/Rockman 2. The Robot masters there are interesting to say the least.

[Megaman vs Geminiman]

Good

I thought the graphics were pretty decent. I really enjoyed this. If by any chance you might want to make another of these, could you do one against Flashman (can't beat time)? Or if your sticking to three, how about Magnetman? I'd like to see that.

I am curious, how did you create the echo effect for Geminiman's voice? That was pretty neat to hear.

[Burn It! Oldskool SNES]

Uhh, dude...

That's not Flameman, that's Heatman. It says so right in the description, and the category this is in.

[Samus and Megaman Part 2]

I thought it was good but...

Samus' view point was somewhat annoying to look through. Plus, you made the Robot Masters somewhat retarded (Metal Man's the exception, I like the fact he's not dead yet). I mean, you didn't even have Gemini Man split into two to fight. That kinda disappoints me.

[Naruto: Harmonia -Redone!]

Good, but...

There's something that's needed to be said... this is the Naruto section, so due to the fact that your manga characters are dominant over the outro, I'm lowering your score by 2 point.

[Black Mages 3]

Excellant

You have gotten much better graphics wise compared to this, but still this is good. Liked when fighter stood off with Garland. Excellant choice in music with The Black Mages, quite appropriate.

Oh, and to Leon2445, Garland (the dude Fighter fought) isn't a dark knight. If I remember my FF, Dark knights don't exist until FF4. Garland was the first boss you fought in FF1 (and last, because he's also Chaos).

[Naruto Party VII]

Heh

This series is awesome! I especially liked Kakuzu and Lee's segments.